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How it works

Buy it. We build it.

There's no setup wizard to survive and no manual to read. Between checkout and your first login, we handle every technical step.

  1. Pick your computer

    Browse the marketplace or let the assistant pick for you.

  2. Check out in a minute

    Email and payment — that's the whole form.

  3. We build and connect it

    We install everything, lock it down, and email you when it's live.

Example conversation with the Cloud Computer Assistant.

Cloud Computer Assistant

Online

Assistant said: Who's going to be using this computer?
Just meMe & familyA group
You said: Me & family
Assistant said: And mostly for photos, or everyday messaging?
You said: Lots of photos
Assistant said: Then I'd go with a Balanced computer — plenty of room for a family photo library, $12 a month. Want me to set it up? 🛠️